Lighten Your Load With Laughter

 For Those Who Enjoy Language and Thinking

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine
A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating – always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway.)
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia : the LAN down under.
Every calendar’s days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted – It taint yours and it taint mine.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.


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